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| VENUS
& VITALIS In this unique rom-com the
goddess Venus breaks off her
two-thousand-year romance with Helen of
Troy, to open a love clinic in the
Hollywood Hills, getting romantically
involved with a Chippendales dancer
moonlighting as a Cal Tech calculus
professor. Ultimately Venus saves
the universe through her mission
from God to bring true love, great
sex, water skiing cats and eternal life
to all of humanity.
"In Hollywood, sex is a religion" "A comedy that leaves no sacred cows unmilked" Screenplay by Michael Karp |
| When the immortal goddess Venus is dumped by the nymphomaniac Helen of Troy, her father Uranus sets Venus up on a date with the true love of her life, a Hollywood cinematographer who has also just been dumped by Helen of Troy, for a Chippendales dancer. Can Venus win the cinematographer's love? Or will Uranus unleash the fires of Hades on the narcissists and sinners of Hollyweird? |
| When the immortal
goddess Venus is dumped by the insatiable Helen of
Troy, her cosmic father Uranus declares humanity
corrupted by lust. He gives Venus three days to
prove true love still exists — by winning the
heart of a Hollywood cinematographer who’s still
hopelessly hung up on Helen. If Venus fails,
Uranus will unleash the fires of Hell upon
humanity. But if Venus succeeds, mankind will be
blessed with eternal life and eternal love. |
| When the immortal goddess Venus is dumped by the insatiable Helen of Troy, her cosmic father Uranus gives her three days to prove humans are still capable of true love — by winning the love of a heartbroken Hollywood cinematographer who also fell victim to Helen. But if Venus fails, Uranus will unleash the fires of Hell upon “Hollyweird,” purging the narcissists and sinners who believe that sex is more important than love. |
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| Hydrophobia (Killer Mermaid) Feature film screenplay by Ed Abramson |
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Fund
raiser promotion: https://vimeo.com/557139567 Trailer: https://vimeo.com/557139268 Feature film: https://youtu.be/-JqPI_llw6Q |
Venus & Vitalis screenplay
Venus & Vitalis pitch PDF
An Interactive Deconstruction of VENUS & VITALIS
Venus & Vitalis: Hollywood Cat Gods and a Grand Delusion
Shandra's Dream screenplay
The Adventures and Misadventures of Richard Landreville screenplay
My Cat On Tinder screenplay
Ode To My Cat
Ensemble films
The Love Triangle
Feature film running lengths
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