Venus & Vitalis movie poster reference

Vitalis is a Hollywood cinematographer (Johnny Depp/Tom Cruise/Ryan Reynold type)  being chased by Hollywood nymphomaniacs Felicity (Elizabeth Hurley/Penelope Cruz type) and the goddess Venus in a sexy toga (Sydney Sweeney type).

Vitalis has a motion picture camera on one shoulder and the Egyptian cat goddess Bastet on the other.

Behind them is CalTech calculus professor/Chippendales dancer Transcendence Rabinowitz, Ph. D (Michael Rapp type) being chased by horny math student Wenying (Anna Akana type), with Navy SEAL commander Marcie (Gal Gadot type) behind them.

The backdrop is the Academy Awards red carpet at the Dolby theater and the Masonic temple across the street.

Movie poster cut line:
  • In Hollywood, sex is a religion.
  • In heaven the sex is great, the cats water ski and you live forever.
  • A sex comedy that leaves no sacred cow unmilked. 
  • God invented sex, but the devil's been taking all the credit
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              

 

   



Vitalis (Russell Brand or Johnny Depp type)

Felicity (Elizabeth Hurley or Eva Green type) 

Venus (Kate Upton or Isla Fisher type)     

Transcendence (Michael Rapp type)




Cat of Bastet
 
Wenying (Anna Akana type)

Lt. Marcie, SEAL commander 

Lt. Marcie, SEAL commander  (Nia Nacci type)   

Cat of Bastet

 
  

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            





 





     














Chipperdicks
Sports Infiltrated magazine
Hummer Awards

Puppeteer films:
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Truman Show
The Game
Wizard of Oz