- In Hollywood, sex is a religion.
 - In heaven the sex is great, the cats water ski and you live forever.
 - A sex comedy that leaves no sacred cow unmilked.
 
- God invented sex, but the devil's been taking all the credit
 
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            Wenying (Anna Akana type)  | 
            Lt. Marcie, SEAL commander  | 
            Lt. Marcie, SEAL commander (Nia Nacci type)  | 
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