function SSNGetName(){
document.write('opasound');
}

function SSNGetImg(){
document.write('<img src="https://services.springstreetnetworks.com/PODService/podimages/opasound.jpg" alt="featured personal" width="120" height="120" border="0">');
}

function SSNGetLink(){
document.write('<a href="https://personals.ocweekly.com/profile.aspx?bookmark=9GTJYWgoPNE%3d">');
}

function SSNGetQuote(){
document.write('Fill in the blanks: "<u>A golden monkey</u> is sexy; <u>a green tree frog</u> is sexier."');
}