It's still guacamole to me!
by David Karp
(sung to the tune of Billy Joel's It's still rock and roll to me)

What's the matter with this guacamole?
I don't know but it don't look clean.
If it's fresh or it's old and moldy, doesn't matter but it still looks green
Here in California, we have a motto.
Life's not worth living without the avocado
Sliced, diced, mashed, mixed, growing on some tooth picks
It's still guacamole to me!

Art Center avocado commercial: